US President Barack Obama accompanied by First Lady Michelle and daughters Sasha and Malia appears on stage on election night
- Michelle Obama seen watering marijuana plants in the White House garden.
- Romney casually mentions that he’s seen the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape.
- Paul Ryan is actually named Ryan Paul, son of Ron Paul.
- Mitt Romney final releases his tax records revealing that he owns the southwestern chicken franchise Los Pollos Hermanos.
- While stumping for Obama, Bill Clinton gets his dick sucked again.
- Tagg Romney challenges Mitt to single combat and defeats him, thus becoming the Alpha Romney.
Kanye singing ‘Hey Mama’ with his Mama ;____;
This is amazing
dope
I’m going to cry
(Source: KanyeDaily)
When white people do drugs
They are victimized and get a spot on the t.v show Intervention.
When black people do drugs they are crackhead niggas who need to get a job.
Done with society.
A few reminders to myself
*Everyone doesn’t think like you
*Not everyone will agree with you
*Everyone doesn’t believe in you
*When you learn to accept this your life will be a lot easier
“I am driven by two main philosophies: know more about the world than I knew yesterday — and lessen the suffering of others. You’d be surprised how far that gets you.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson
(Source: joeylikesthings)
Romney is for human rights? Yeah. Only if the human in question is a white guy.
Does animal abuse end when we stop talking about it? Does domestic abuse end when we stop talking about it? Does war end when we stop talking about? Does anything end when we stop talking about it? No? Then why must me do the same with racism?
(Source: ratchetpussynvrtastedsosweet)




